很愿意听不同的看法和意见，请多多指教。目前使用国拟(省拟、诸如此类)思维观察历史时政中。
文章中有音频的在喜马拉雅上，主播名同我ID
“我们永远都是种花家的兔子，因国家的带领而繁荣昌盛”
The Obsidian Portal
Obsidian bracelet suspected of causing its wearer dizziness
CHINA, October 19th (UES*)—A student recently reported that after inconsistently rubbing an obsidian bracelet for a day, symptoms of dizziness and unease was noted. When this case was taken into research, we found that this bracelet’s true identity is a portal which pulls energy from whoever touches it and then uses it to support the spawning of monsters in the Nether. When informed of these causes and effects, the student told us that the bracelet would still be worn so that MC adventures don’t have to face resource problems. We are still trying to find more things about this particular bracelet.
/:*UES: Unusual Existances Society
(此篇是关于一个拥有类似MC平行世界理论世界中某黑曜石手链的新闻报道，由现实中某手链造成的不适引发的灵感加工而成。)
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